> set paper = LETTER  &&  enable BACKGROUND GRAPHICS so the dark cards render. 2 pages. Cut on dashed lines.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY> exec greeting.exe //ok

SHADOW RIFT

> distortion_protocol // authorized: LUCAS // 8 nodes + 4 co-op // $40 + 150'
Trainer LUCAS From NICK
$40
Total Value

// Online

> active from 07.08.2026 · no cooldown · no expiration

Live
Dragon$10value
Skyrend ex
Basic // Legendary // Brave
SYS:0x01
Restricted
System Purge$10

Redeem for $10 on anything. No change. Root access.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
GoldSR·001/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Live
Fire$5value
Cinderstrike
Stage 1 // Hasty
SYS:0x02
Overclock$5

Redeem for $5. Runs hot, spends fast.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
HyperSR·002/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Live
Electric$3value
Voltcrash
Basic // Jolly
SYS:0x03
Short Circuit$3

Redeem for $3. Fries the register. No cooldown.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
HoloSR·003/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Live
Grass$2value
Thornfang
Basic // Calm
SYS:0x04
Data Rot$2

Redeem for $2. Small script, deep hooks.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
• CommonSR·004/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date

// Encrypted

> decrypts 07.15.2026 · valid on or after · do not force

07.15.26
Psychic$10value
Mindwarp ex
Basic // Legendary // Timid
SYS:0x05 [ENC]
Restricted
Kernel Panic$10

Redeem for $10 after decrypt. Already predicted.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
GoldSR·005/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Encrypted
decrypt 07.15.26
07.15.26
Water$5value
Tidalcrash
Stage 1 // Modest
SYS:0x06 [ENC]
Data Flood$5

Redeem for $5 after decrypt. Overwrites everything.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
HyperSR·006/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Encrypted
decrypt 07.15.26
07.15.26
Ice$3value
Frostbite
Basic // Quiet
SYS:0x07 [ENC]
Hard Freeze$3

Redeem for $3 after decrypt. System locked cold.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
HoloSR·007/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Encrypted
decrypt 07.15.26
07.15.26
Normal$2value
Feralclaw
Basic // Adamant
SYS:0x08 [ENC]
Force Quit$2

Redeem for $2 after decrypt. Blunt process kill.

Weak Impulse ×2Resist Remorse −30Retreat 0
• CommonSR·008/008Illus. Nick0x
Redeemed Date
Encrypted
decrypt 07.15.26
Always Valid
ΑΩSIGNAL: PURE // 0 CORRUPTION
Light∞value
The Alpha & Omega
Eternal // I Am // One of One
GracePaid

Cost: nothing. Freely given, never earned, already paid in full. Redeem anytime, anywhere, forever.

“The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.” John 1:5

Weakness NoneResistance AllRetreat Never leaves you
One of OneSR·000/∞Illus. The Author of LifeΑΩ
Redeemed in full ≈ AD 33

Shadow Rift · Distortion Protocol · Trainer: Lucas · 8 nodes · $40.00 total.
Nodes 001 to 004 go online 07.08.2026. Nodes 005 to 008 are encrypted and decrypt on or after 07.15.2026. No expiration. Redeem with Nick. Card 000 is outside the ledger: zero cost, infinite value, valid before, during, and after every date on this sheet.

// Co-op Protocol

> player 2: Dad · 150 bonus minutes · co-op gaming · movie night · cards · stacks · admin: Mom

Live
Co-op60'minutes
Co-op Raid
Session // 60 Min // Player 2: Dad
SYS:T1
Link Up60'

Redeem for 60 minutes of co-op with Dad. Any joint mission. Stacks.

Lobby PrivatePlayer 2 DadMods Mom-Approved
◆ Co-opSR·T1/T4Illus. Nick0x
Session logged Date
Live
Co-op45'minutes
Split Screen
Session // 45 Min // Player 2: Dad
SYS:T2
Queue Up45'

Redeem for 45 minutes with Dad. Movie, game, or match. Stacks.

Lobby PrivatePlayer 2 DadMods Mom-Approved
◆ Co-opSR·T2/T4Illus. Nick0x
Session logged Date
Live
Co-op30'minutes
Side Quest
Session // 30 Min // Player 2: Dad
SYS:T3
Deal In30'

Redeem for 30 minutes with Dad. Cards or a quick run. Stacks.

Lobby PrivatePlayer 2 DadMods Mom-Approved
◆ Co-opSR·T3/T4Illus. Nick0x
Session logged Date
Live
Co-op15'minutes
Speed Run
Session // 15 Min // Player 2: Dad
SYS:T4
Any%15'

Redeem for a fast 15 with Dad. No loading screens. Stacks.

Lobby PrivatePlayer 2 DadMods Mom-Approved
◆ Co-opSR·T4/T4Illus. Nick0x
Session logged Date

Co-op Protocol · 4 sessions · 150 bonus minutes with Dad.
Live now. No expiration. Sessions stack with each other. Admin approval: Mom.